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minus-squareBeUnique@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoIt also doesn’t fit in your pocket. How convenient.
minus-squareordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoPut it down your underwear and make it look like you’ve got a hard on all the time
minus-squareBeUnique@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoBetter yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoSays you, I mostly use my jacket pockets for my phone. My jacket pockets are large and deep so I could probably shove like 3 of these things into one pocket, my jacket is a surplus Czech Military field jacket.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoPut a hook on your belt
It also doesn’t fit in your pocket. How convenient.
Put it down your underwear and make it look like you’ve got a hard on all the time
Better yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob
Modern problems
Says you, I mostly use my jacket pockets for my phone. My jacket pockets are large and deep so I could probably shove like 3 of these things into one pocket, my jacket is a surplus Czech Military field jacket.
Put a hook on your belt