Feel slightly attacked here… I was maid of honor ONCE and that marriage lasted less than a year.
My spouse on the other hand: twice. Both marriages have lasted (so far) between 5-10 years, seem to be in best health and another friend asked him to be best man for his anniversary marriage (this time for the church).
I often joke that people should choose more carefully.
GenX here, using the 80/20 rule 80% of my friend’s marriages (probably higher %) have ended in divorce. Typically after kids are involved. :-/
Well you’re what’s in common between all of your friends, so logically…
Look, I touched the bride’s butt once at the reception. Never living that down am I?
Yeah, you thought you did, but it was actually my hand that was there.
First off, he’s an excellent couple’s counselor and, sure, all his friends went to him, but their divorces are not his fault!
Feel slightly attacked here… I was maid of honor ONCE and that marriage lasted less than a year.
My spouse on the other hand: twice. Both marriages have lasted (so far) between 5-10 years, seem to be in best health and another friend asked him to be best man for his anniversary marriage (this time for the church).
I often joke that people should choose more carefully.
Conclusion: kids are the cause of 60% of divorces.
When you consider that they’re also the main contributor to overpopulation, the conclusion is inescapable:
We need a worldwide moriatum on procreation and possibly an immediate and comprehensive culling of everyone currently younger than 8.
Anyways, vote Viking Hippie for county treasurer!
That’s definitely higher than average, do you have any idea why?
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