They promoted the slop-machine with “Scandinavian apartment” didn’t they?
It has the Gemini logo in the corner :(
Either that or we need to investigate how this lady manages to hover on the wrong side of the ladder.
One per floor? In Germany you have to have one per room
Except rooms where you can expect smoke or … Was zum Geier heißt Wasserdampf auf Englisch?
Steam. Jesus Christ, I’m an idiot.
Wasserdampf
I love this word. “Water damp”. Steam. I love that.
I have one per wall, and test them every hour.
/j
Was about to say, the formula i know is: one per room and tested approximately never
Once a week?? Why not once a day to annoy your neighbors even more?
Sounds like a perfect thing to fail - like flossing every day twice
Time to repaint that room for the 7th time this World Cup
Norway has entered the room.
Norway the room has entered
The enter has Norwayed the room
The room, Norway has entered.
…what’s with the walls?
Norway are playing England in the football world cup tonight
No you see, the walls are gonna be harder to repaint if they are burned.
My nest pucks tests themselves every month. Its quite nice. They beep and check if the others can hear it.
Surprised they still work. Nest smoke alarms are a dead product. Find something better now to replace them with.
They were amazing tech created by a Boulder start-up to reinvent home safety, but Google murdered them.
Already EOL and discontinued.
They work, and beautifully at that. Supported by both the nest app and googles own home app.
Why replace them. Not like the sensors in there will stop working any time soon. They have a 10 year shelf life
It’s from Google. They already remotely killed all the 1st and 2nd generation nest thermostats. The sensor there would still work for decades, but you can’t set the temperature anymore because they decided that the line must go up
Google still support the nest smoke detectors though
For now
I get the feeling many modern smoke detectors (In the US anyhow) monitor more than smoke and carbon monoxide. The ones I’ve seen in apartments are built like tanks and are around 5x the size of a hockey puck. They have an LED light constantly flashing green with a red every ten or so. I’m betting they could easily install cameras types and nobody would think twice.
In my last apartment, I got up close to it one night and saw the product branding. It was “KIDEEZ”. What the actual fuck?
Kideez nuts!
