• DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Just came back from a 4 day camping trip in the mountains where I turned my phone off and forgot it existed and just sat back down in my seat in my cubicle at my IT job.

    I’m fucking over this.

    • canthangmightstain@lemmy.today
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      3 hours ago

      Hear me out… anti-WiFi trees.

      They grow towards any RF signals and their leaves are specially shaped to attenuate anything over 900MHz. They use the extra energy to increase their density to better resist harvesting and increase their height.