I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.
Are we still keeping up the farce that we don’t pick noses? It’s 2023, I think we can stop, and just be human.
Now, be clean about it, but just do it.
There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.
It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
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Yucky enough ? :-D
I can’t believe you would do that. 😬
The moisture has most of the flavour.
🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
you clearly need better friends.
You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.
Pick it lick it roll it flick it
Frugal is a good character trait…
I picked my nose immediately after reading the title.
I also picked your nose immediately after reading the title.
Appreciate you
There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.
Get a mirror that doubles as a sort of magnifier to view the area around your nose closely & carefully. You’re looking for seams around the nose with which to gain leverage to gently pry off the nose to get better access to the nostrils within & beneath. Once the nose has been popped off your face, you can rinse both it and the exposed nostrils out with some warm water, which should get rid of the dry, compacted mucus.
You may want to take a soft, thin brush while you’re at this for a more thorough clean. Once both the removed nose and exposed nostrils are cleared to your satisfaction, realign your nose with the seams you found at the start and gently squeeze & press your nose to reconnect it with your face. A light splash of warm water and scrub should help reseal the nose to your face and make the seams less noticeable.
Hope this helps!
This guy nose everything
Look at Mister Nose It All
Popped off your face as in… severed from your face? Is that possible?
Sorry, I think I may have timeslipped, I take it this isn’t the stream of advanced face prostheses, my bad!
Damn it. I’m just starting to get a cold and that would be REALLY useful.
Don’t worry, you can remove your nose today! As long as it is nog a requirement to put it back on, you should be fine for the foreseeable future
No worries!
Yes. Try it and report back.
Everyone know the the real method is to grab it between your pointer and middle knuckles like you’re knocking an arrow. Then give it a good yank, and if you do it to someone else, yell, “got your nose!”, as loud as you can.
Eat really spicy food
If picking works, why not pick them? Do it with a tissue if you’re squeamish or can’t wash your hands after.
Actually, wash your hands before you pick your nose to minimize the risk of infections, etc.
Maybe we should agree on before and after.
Do it in the shower. As a bonus, the moisture will also loosen up the booger to make it easier to remove.
Yeah, I do the vast majority of my nose cleaning in the shower. After I’ve been in there a bit, I generally just have to blow to get it well cleaned out and I don’t usually have to blow it the rest of the day unless I breathe in a lot of dust or I’m sick.
You should improve your blowing technique, just search “how to blow better”
Some business schools even offer courses to improve your blowing, in case you plan on getting a blow job
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Here’s the socially acceptable solution, even in public: you pick it with a handkerchief on your finger.
In public, excuse yourself to the bathroom.
Once in the bathroom. Wash your face. The water in your eyes will drain to you nostrils and dislodge any boogers. It also stimulates mucous production in the rear area of the nasal cavity, which further lubes and facilitates cleaning your nose. Proceed to blow nose over the sink then dry your face. You’ll have clean nasal cavities and a refreshed and cleaner appearance as a bonus.
Ffs just get a tissue and pick ur nose this is absurd
What if you’re wearing makeup?
I don’t know, pick your nose. I was just offering an alternative, there’s nothing wrong with picking your nose. I’m not your boss. You do whatever you chose to do.
Cat licks em out
Ok fine but snapping a stalactite off from the front of your brain is very satisfying.
Thanks, I’ll check it out. I’ve heard you’re not supposed to overuse it because it can make your nose more dry.
I’ve been using a saline spray daily for years, just the generic store brand, and haven’t noticed excessive dryness. But I do remember when I tried Nasonex that it made my nose bleed.
Thank you! I might grab one of these then.
Also, do you use a saline spray before your nose is dry, or when your nose is dry?
I just use it every night after I shower before bed. Supposed to use it in the morning too but I skip that.
I twist a tissue into a cylinder and stuff it up there. You could also use a cotton swab.
Qtip is the best way
With tears, usually.
Neti pot/nasal rinse bottle, twice a day on the recommendation of my asthma specialist.
This really does work.
It feels like waterboarding though.
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Gently snort some purified water and blow your nose in 10 minutes.
Thanks! I’ll try this.
Basically the Muslim ablution
I do this in the shower. Take a couple of fat rails off the showerhead and my nose is feeling hydrated.
snot rocket.
Hold one nostril closed and blow all that shit out, switch and repeat until clear.
I tend to bend over and aim towards the ground sonI don’t blow all over my self.
