Sock/sock then shoe/shoe. Because I’m not a psychopath…

Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.

I like to be different and go shoe/sock

Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe, because the shoes are in a different room. Walking around in shoes indoors is a big nono.

Sock, sock, show, shoe.

Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I’m not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.

Shoes belong in the entryway. Socks in the bedroom. Socks will always be put on before shoes.

There are a couple of niche situations where one might put socks and shoes on at the same time/place, but the norm of socks first then travelling to the shoes dictates that socks first, shoes after.

The one exception is when for example, changing in a public space, or outside, where you don’t want to get your sock dirty, so you put sock then shoe and then sock then shoe

Sock, sock shoe, shoe.

Usually because I put my socks on in the bedroom, but my shoes are by the back door: i don’t put them on unless I am going outside.

Sock/sock and then shoe/shoe, BECAUSE the shoes may not be in the same room as the socks.

How do you like them apples?

Socks are for fops. Barefoot or sandals. I put them on one at a time.

Shoe/shoe.

Take it sleazy.

Sock/sock shoe/shoe. Because having one foot warmer than the other while I’m tying my laces is unreasonably annoying.

socks. I walk around in socks before I go up and put on shoes.

Socks first then shoes. My brain prefers to take care of similar tasks when repetition of several steps is involved.

Sock/sock, shoe/shoe. I’m not a monster.

here is the thing. I think the meatheads argument is better but I still prefer to do it like archie.