This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves. Underwear is already SOL, do not make the situation worse by then blasting (loud as hell) hot air all over your shit-embedded undies. The smell alone would clear the party out seconds after you open the door.
Toss underwear in the trash (tie bag if possible), strip, shower, redress commando, and do not shit yourself a second time, unless you are comfortable with wearing your birthday suit.
You obviously don’t have small kids. I raised three and most of their underwear has been shit and or pissed in at some point. Some multiple times.
Big pieces go in the John.
Invert and hold to the shower wall inside the shower.
Turn on hot water with massage setting if available.
Pressure wash as far as possibly then soap.
Pressure wash again until no big stains remain.
Throw into washer with anti bacterial washing solution on hot setting.
Reuse as usual.
Drop shit in toilet, wash underwear in sink, hair dryer underwear dry, and continue to party like a professional alcoholic
This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves. Underwear is already SOL, do not make the situation worse by then blasting (loud as hell) hot air all over your shit-embedded undies. The smell alone would clear the party out seconds after you open the door.
Toss underwear in the trash (tie bag if possible), strip, shower, redress commando, and do not shit yourself a second time, unless you are comfortable with wearing your birthday suit.
You obviously don’t have small kids. I raised three and most of their underwear has been shit and or pissed in at some point. Some multiple times.
Big pieces go in the John. Invert and hold to the shower wall inside the shower. Turn on hot water with massage setting if available. Pressure wash as far as possibly then soap. Pressure wash again until no big stains remain. Throw into washer with anti bacterial washing solution on hot setting. Reuse as usual.
Zero hesitation, yeah!