This didn’t happen to me.

  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    4 hours ago

    I’ve heard a story about this after party where things were getting a bit raunchy and at some point they where sitting naked on the couch. Apparently one of the guys kind of shit himself and he decided to just not move an inch. When everyone else took a smoke break, he left the party and with that an accompanying shit stain in the couch.

    Needless to say that he didn’t really get any new invites after that

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        4 hours ago

        Ngl that would’ve been the better choice

        Steal the cushion, wash it at home, bring it back pretending it was some kind of weird drunk prank, no one would be the wiser

        • Steve@startrek.website
          2·
          4 hours ago

          I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible