Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.

I’m thinking crunchwrap.

Newman.

Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.

Oreo

Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry

Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.

Oooh, a tuxedo, they’re mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she’s absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she’s a particularly small cat, people think she’s still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn’t care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I’m ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I’m holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I’m terrified, so I’m just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I’m done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.

So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.

Gilgamesh

Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

Dong (his lil face)

I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.

We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty

Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That’s how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.

Cheef Balupa