Davidson supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and on December 5, 2017, he wrote on his Instagram account that he got a tattoo on his leg of Clinton, whom he called his “hero”, a “badass”, and “one of the strongest people in the universe”. Clinton thanked Davidson, joking: “This makes it significantly less awkward that I’ve had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years.”
Ok, Hillary. I’ll let you have that one.
Demonstrating that she even had a better sense of humor than HitlerPig.
You’re still trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen?
I haven’t used it for a while, so I thought I’d take it out for a spin.
To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.
I am forklift certified.
Just as the prophecy foretold
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
Not me, I’m anti-authority
It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
Damnit, Klaus-crushed yet again.
We’re not worthy!
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg
So, less crazy-drugged and more lich-drugged.
still ugly asf
I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)
With a big hog.
This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.
he’s even paler in that one xD
Yeah, it is like they AI’d Eric Andre’s face onto that pic
I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.
Silly funny?
You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.
Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.

That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.
You’re missing my Point
No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.
Easily explained: for rhetorical effect and humour. Now, tell us why you feel the need to have a huge stick up your ass?
Ahh, thanks for explaining it. I wasn’t getting it until you showed up @jerkface@lemmy.ca
You say that as though you are being ironic, and yet everything in this thread supports the idea that you absolutely don’t get it. This is one of those rare cases of unintentional un-irony. Now, about that stick?
I’m saying that bcz i don’t care, and I’ve moved on with my life. You should too.
I did watch Staplerfahrer Klaus, so I’m already halfway there.
You should also broaden your view with Elektriker Horst just in case
get the basics down first, smart move!
He snagged them, but he couldn’t hold on to them. 🤭
Just like forklift certification. It must be renewed every 3 years.
Not as funny knowing he has borderline😔
borderline what
Map drawing skills. He can only find London and France.
Oh shit I’m so sorry, damn…
You would think “border line disorder” would mean they would be unnaturally good at spotting and drawing lines along borders.
That’s awful. I truly hope he’s in a better place with that. It’s not easy to go through. I hope he gets the help he needs.
Its just their turn, the women had no intention of staying.

Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.
All the women listed are considerably more rich.
he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct
AMD he’s got a magnum dong.
Isn’t the rumor that he’s got a huge wingdangdoodle?
Less of a rumor and more of a “there’s no other reason anyone can come up with”
Yes
Kate beckinsale!? What the
He looks like an entire two drugged out jackasses.
I’d forklift Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande.
The trick is being funny. If you’re funny enough their eyes will be closed, if their eyes are closed, they won’t see how ugly you are.
The trick is being kind and attentive and listening to their needs. The funny comes from your understanding of them.
This is the way as a less than attractive man
Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!
Her first husband was Michael Sheen. I think that’s her type. A dweepy looking guy with a big slong and humor. It’s like a sleeper car or sleeper pc.

She did him dirty, too. Imagine being with Michael Sheen and you cheat with the director of fuckin Underworld.
Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.
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