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Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
And the press, being completely controlled by the government offered absolutely NO pushback to this. Freedom of the press? An well informed public? “Most transparent government”? Buncha bullshit. You will only hear what the party wants you to hear.
Well it’s really for our own safety. You see if you broadcast a video of the demon Pazuzu who is wearing Mitch as a flesh suit. The dark magics binding Pazuzu break and he will drag any witnesses into hell.
Was this removed from the article? I literally cannot find it.
well damn… I think it was. I quoted it right from the article… looks like they took it out.
I definitely remember reading that part, even mentioned it in the post I made earlier. The press is completely under control of the regime now. Soon they’ll be more careful not to put in anything that could even possibly cause them to get a displeased phone call.
Fucking hell. So they are hiding good reporting. 😔
I mean, tbf, good reporting would have recorded a video regardless of what the fashys said.
You’re absolutely correct.
It’s for public safety. Video of SCP 666 still retains its memetic effects, resulting in [REDACTED].
They’re finally going to do something?
Actually shocked over here.
I hear you. This is absolutely unexpected.
not really, the story is unclear, but it may be the cops are there to keep reporters away.
“Protect the corpse!”
From what I can tell, this video was taken as they arrived to transport him, then later another one was taken when he was actually brought out of the house and put into the limo. Then more video was taken of him being wheeled around in the safe space Senate Chamber, but out in the hallway, only photos were allowed to be taken, no video.
So my guess is, he’s non-verbal and they’re going to wheel him around and help him push the right button to vote when they need his vote on something. So far I haven’t seen – more importantly heard any footage of him actually speaking. In the video I linked with him being wheeled out, he doesn’t speak but does a “thumbs up” once, and in the car we see he has a blank expression and mindless grin.
The worst part is, it’s not even the party abusing him. This is what he would have wanted.
He then forgets to quit the thumbs up for a long time after he’s in the van. And that blank mouth open stare. Dude is not there
Must be nice have 3 months paid vacation from work.
So they really did the weekend at bernies routine?
Also, I’d love to see what drugs were in his system during his public performance
It seems like they have some sort of concoction that will reanimate someone who is near death for a short bit of time.
They must have gotten Miracle Max to help.
Unfortunately they screwed up and ended up with Bill Kristol instead.
Look at his pupils
They’re going to wheel his corpse onto the Senate floor and have someone push the button for his vote.
Already did once, apparently.
Our next president.
2036 McConnell Vance ticket inbound
Weekend at Bernie’s was supposed to be a parody. 🤨
Get that turtle!
Again, wtf is going on? CNN posted this: https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/politics/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-health
Is that completely fabricated in AI?
I was wondering the same. AP sent out a news alert saying he voted. - https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-abe03e84e30a174da4076385692b5751
This raw story says that “more than an hour after the Senate convened without him” I legit don’t know what to think.
Reporters and photographers were told by Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
What the fuck is going on… this is crazy he is clearly not well and needs to resign.
I still think he’s dead.
This is pathetic.
Are we finally going to get some god damn answers?
Apnews is reporting as of 20 minutes ago that he has returned to the Senate. https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-abe03e84e30a174da4076385692b5751
Still no video.
From the AP article:
Reporters and photographers were told by Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
So its deliberate
He’s probably a drooling vegetable then
Nope. Chuck Testa.
That’s an older one, but still checks out
So they don’t exist. Politicians don’t get to show up to work and be out of the public eye at the same time. Your a public figure, if you can’t do the job, it’s not yours
Okay, any still images?
Because necromancy is illegal? Because it’s illegal right?
