Kid Rock makes music for…
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guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time
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men who know the routes to their favorite bars which don’t go within 1500 ft of playgrounds and elementary schools
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people who have the numbers of at least 2 P.O.s and bail bondsman saved in their cell
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guys whose nieces aren’t allowed to be around them unattended
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women whose dating profile says “ready to settle down” because they realized they’re not getting picked up at bars anymore
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guys who think the stripper is actually into them
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men who take cash jobs just so they don’t have to pay alimony or child support
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women who poke holes in condoms to try and extend the relationship
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dudes who steal cardboard cutouts of scantily clad women from the beer store and proudly display them at home
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women who drop their kids off at Chuck E Cheese because they consider it a free babysitter
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people who how how much you can get for a stolen catalytic converter
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guys who can see their kids every other weekend, but don’t
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women who go to bars in leopard print and try to pick up guys by saying “Hey hon…”
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men whose 1 shirt and pants combo without a cigarette burn is “nice” outfit they wear to court
guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time
That killed me. So true.
I’m absolutely stealing that one.
And they all live in the same trailer park.
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Maybe he can sign on with Ed Sheeran. I heard there are some openings.
Writes in notebook:
- it’s super hard to build a festival around a one-hit wonder from 40 years ago, especially when that person is a fascist shill
There! A few more pearls of wisdom like that and I will be ready to make it in the music business!
Isn’t it the agent’s job to tell this asshole his career is over?
And put themselves out of a job?
Literally yes. Agents have multiple clients and would probably be better off focusing on the other ones.
10% of nothing is still nothing. pull the plug.
Damn, and here i was already not going!
What do they expect when the business model is entirely reliant on rich people paying to subsidize anyone. That’s kind of the whole problem with the US since Reagan (the actor!) Nice quote from the guy, “rich people suck.” Yeah no shit.
Only Dog knows why.
Here in Australia, he only ever had 1 song. The only reason anyone even remembers who he is, is because Trump pushed him…
No idea why anyone would get music advice from Trump… I’d send MAGA over to: https://lemmy.world/c/music (it would blow their minds), but, I’m concerned they’d ruin it
Ha!
Kid Rock is the new Richard Simmons.
No. Richard Simmons was actually a good person.
Everytime I get excited about not going to a Kid Rock concert it gets canceled before I even have a chance to not go.
You win today’s First World Problem contest for sure 😄
Let it happen in silence. Like donating time / money / or anything else to help those in need. Don’t need to call out you’re being a good person, just be a good person. Do the right thing and let him pass silently into obscurity.
Sometimes it’s good to spread this kind of negative publicity, especially where positive action is needed for the person in question to succeed.
I agree. But only because I understand that the world in which I grew up is gone. The level of being able to profit off of and market oneself off of being a complete fucking loser and failure is too damn high.
I wish we could just point and laugh at awful people having funny things happen to them without them remaining relevant because of it. The fucking attention economy is awful.
Dude is a fuckin loser.
