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minus-squarehuquad@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·7 days agoI still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
minus-squarepartzel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·7 days agoGuess he sacrificed the child not its parent
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-27 days agoWhen killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
minus-squarecopacetic@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoIsn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-26 days agoTo be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents. Wait I like this worldbuilding.
minus-squarehorsesaysweird@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoSounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoHave you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agobro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 days agoRAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.
I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
Did they become a zombie?
Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent
When killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
Isn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
To be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents.
Wait I like this worldbuilding.
Sounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
I just downloaded it
Have you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
bro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
RAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.