Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat
That’s quite the antique meme you have there sir
Not so. bloodninja is timeless.
Don’t fuck with me, bitch. I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the land.
Keep on the lookout for stampeding rhinos.
Spell of toes curling
It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.
It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell’s target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
Spills. You cast spills with that.
Where does one aquire wizard robes?
Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.
Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that’s more hit or miss for cloth items.
Or, if you’re the daring type, a wizard’s tower.
There has to be a “loose like sleeve of wizard” joke somewhere in there.
Idk ask Mom
Oh that’s the reason the robes are designed that way
You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?
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Don’t drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.
