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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 hours ago

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    PHP is dead, learn Brainfuck

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      Brainfuck? You need our Lord and savior, HolyC

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    web devs vs just using a compiled language plus vanilla JS

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Why is Python on the list three times?

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    So glad to see that Python finally made it big in 2022

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    I’m out of the loop what’s up with PHP this time?

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell

      This, I’m guessing. A couple of new high impact vulnerabilities.

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    Also missing: React Node.js Vue.js Spring boot Ajax jQuery Probably like 15 others I’m forgetting

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      Fuck me, if my choice is between five flavours of Javascript, I’d rather use PHP. I’m developing a QML application and having to work around that abomination that the clinically insane want to call “arrays” in Javascript makes me want to fucking die. There’s also a QList type implemented by QML. It doesn’t help. Array.isArray(qlist) returns false.

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      Knockout js bro

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        BackboneJS, MarionetteJS

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