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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 hours ago

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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Why is Python on the list three times?

    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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      JavaScript has similar.

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        AngularJS doesn’t even make sense here.

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      Seriously, I came to post this exact comment. Damn.

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    PHP is dead, learn Brainfuck

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      Brainfuck? You need our Lord and savior, HolyC

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    So glad to see that Python finally made it big in 2022

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    web devs vs just using a compiled language plus vanilla JS

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    I’m out of the loop what’s up with PHP this time?

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      A remote code execution exploit in PHP was discovered. Many websites around the world decided to shut down until it got patched.

      It’s one of the most severe security incidents of this week.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell

      This, I’m guessing. A couple of new high impact vulnerabilities.

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    Also missing: React Node.js Vue.js Spring boot Ajax jQuery Probably like 15 others I’m forgetting

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      Fuck me, if my choice is between five flavours of Javascript, I’d rather use PHP. I’m developing a QML application and having to work around that abomination that the clinically insane want to call “arrays” in Javascript makes me want to fucking die. There’s also a QList type implemented by QML. It doesn’t help. Array.isArray(qlist) returns false.

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      Knockout js bro

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        BackboneJS, MarionetteJS

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