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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·18 hours agoI ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I’m 40, they didn’t even check my ID or anything.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·15 hours ago I order the club sandwich all the time and I’m not even a member, man. Mitch Hedberg
minus-squarespinnetrouble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-218 hours agoHappy belated 29th birthday! What, I’m not checkin your ID, either
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·16 hours agoHmm. You didn’t mention how belated. This all checks out.
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·16 hours agoIt’s an older cake, but it checks out.
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·17 hours agoThe maniacs will sell you the cake even if it’s nowhere near close to your birthday.
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoI stopped buying birthday cakes when I realised most well-known places don’t really make them to be eaten but to look good in pictures and then be splattered onto faces. They were not tasty.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours agoI’m sorry. Where I’m from birthday cakes are still made for eating.
I ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I’m 40, they didn’t even check my ID or anything.
Bro is just doing shit
Mitch Hedberg
Happy belated 29th birthday! What, I’m not checkin your ID, either
Hmm. You didn’t mention how belated. This all checks out.
It’s an older cake, but it checks out.
The maniacs will sell you the cake even if it’s nowhere near close to your birthday.
Wow so no inv?
I stopped buying birthday cakes when I realised most well-known places don’t really make them to be eaten but to look good in pictures and then be splattered onto faces. They were not tasty.
I’m sorry. Where I’m from birthday cakes are still made for eating.