Let me introduce all of you to hexcore:

Won’t get me to stop, I got a Potion of Resist Arrest

Every pally in the kingdom on my tail
They be questin’ for me like the Holy Grail
I’m a wizza with a warrant on my head
In this county there’s a bounty for me dead

They see me comin’ but they can’t stop this disaster
They be runnin’ but I fly a little faster
I dim the sun, enchant my gun, a trigger caster
They got it comin’ son, all paladins are bastards

And indeed your actions did you credit, sir - such affrontery from the hired help is intolerable!

Remember, when the guardsmen are protecting a brutal ruler you don’t need many people to ambush their convoys and share their loot with the poor.

Check your kingdom’s laws. Necromancy checkpoints are unconstitutional unless the king has declared a state of undeath.

the real error was letting him near your pocket dimension without a warrant from the high elven magistrate

Sounds like they had too many mana potions at the necropolis.

This is fire lmfao