I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome
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Linux (Linux)
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FOSS or die
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Video content should have been text
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Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie
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5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means ofproductioncomputation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.
I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.
Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.
Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol
Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.
I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit
I said:
WineGums
User banned
Also jail
The fedidrama chef’s kiss
I adore #5. Same with Trump for me
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
Firefox: yes.
Chrome: no.
Brave: lord no.
Uh oh. Um… My friend uses brave. How screwed is he?
Here is a link to send to your friend : https://bolha.forum/comment/381380
Ya that blog post was hard-R. I love I can smell the bs immediately. I like to pretend Milton from Office Space was the narrator/reader…
Edit: i do that all the time with bitchy, whiny bullcrap (like Family Guy said of Coldplay)
Hold on,
You do know what hard r means right?
Rockhard?
That’s the n word brother
That’s why I sent a link with comments and not the blogpost itself.
This comment is interesting :
https://bolha.forum/comment/381393
It depends on whether he uses it despite the fact that the developer donates money to homophobic political campaigns, or because of that
Just tell him to switch to LibreWolf
LibreWolf > Firefox
Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.
You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.
Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.
Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.
Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.
Which Picard maneuver, though?
The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?
can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?
there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.
Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)
[mutters] Curses
It’s a bit late for that. It’s already everywhere, and it’s terrible.
Tildes is super strict against that, I got banned for making a joke about wine jelly being rendered into candy
WineGums
Banned!
Also, JAIL! Belive it or not…
yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social
and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.
I have to fight you on the
not funnytake. I disagree and my oeuvre demonstrates that to the contrary in my respectful submissionyo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.
“[mutters]”
I’m sorry I don’t satisfy ur standards :P
Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.
everytime elon musk so much as farts, it must be posted to at least 10 different communities here and discussed at length
With 400 permutations of “Fuck this clown” and “how can I block mentions of him” in the comments.
Unfortunately, shitty billionaires make the news. Get rid of billionaires and they won’t be in the news.
oh cool, i’ll just eliminate billionaires then, that’s pretty easy for me to do.
Hey I’m just writing the rules down, not telling you you shouldn’t be annoyed by them.
Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.
haha, just kidding 😂
…unless? 😏
I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
We were kidding at some point?
18: Don’t feed the tankies
19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you doThere are 4 of those lights. Or is there 5…
Oh shit he’s starting to turn evil.
I suggest you count REALLY carefully here.
Were going to find Geordie a girlfriend if it kills us.
… I count four.
If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows
But whatever they do they should not use the word it’s in their comment, or else we see something like itAಠ€'s … and thattAಠ€'s harder to read.
LolA%€d at that
Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.
And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene
Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.
Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!
Except the first Suicide Squad.
The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.
Unfortunately, somebody thought it was a good idea to edit the entire movie like the trailer…
Also, Jared Leto(🤮).
that time he sent you a fucking pig carcass is so fucking deranged
Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.
When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)
Eat the rich or GTFO.
Sometimes, the pendulum needs to start a’swingin’ the othet direction
- We’re pirates
Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.
Exactly
Beans
No poop challenge.
I almost forgot about this
Please, wat IS this lol
The first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in !asklemmy@lemmy.ml from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.
Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.
I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!
Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.
It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.
Surprisingly, JAIL!
Edit: definitely on Lemmy.ML :/
U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?
Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at https://old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.
O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts
Never forget.
Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon
- no fucking swearing
- no paying for content if it can be pirated
- cats are our overlords
This is life
These are my every day rules.
I hate cats so much. It makes the internet difficult.
Boooo! Aha
Must appreciate good sticks.
Edit: !stick@sh.itjust.works
If you don’t appreciate a good stick are you even alive?
Yess…also wat are sticks
