LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down132
arrow-up1187arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 months agoOne of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
minus-squarespacecowboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoDoesn’t the smell bother you?
minus-squarePons_Aelius@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoCashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-squarecuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
minus-squarexoggy@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
Doesn’t the smell bother you?
Only for the first few months.
Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.