cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 年前What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?message-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1126arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 年前message-square90fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepaddirn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-21 年前“Undercover Cops have to tell you if they’re a cop,” or other variations I remember hearing all throughout high school. Somehow though, organized crime hasn’t figured out this one simple trick to ferreting out undercover cops in their midst, just ask them. Also: “Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”
minus-squareCaboose12000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前A one word answer that covers so many questions.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 年前Not if you wrap it before you tap it
minus-squaremoosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
minus-squarepaddirn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前It was from an episode of South Park: https://youtu.be/ZTuzDt-dGxA?si=QO4zlPuue0QHp3c0
“Undercover Cops have to tell you if they’re a cop,” or other variations I remember hearing all throughout high school.
Somehow though, organized crime hasn’t figured out this one simple trick to ferreting out undercover cops in their midst, just ask them.
Also: “Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”
that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?
Vaginas
A one word answer that covers so many questions.
Like, “I don’t get it.”
Hahaha burn
Not if you wrap it before you tap it
you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
It was from an episode of South Park:
https://youtu.be/ZTuzDt-dGxA?si=QO4zlPuue0QHp3c0
Its the Criminal Bro Code