Dr. Rebecca Gibson @RGibsongirl
For a small fee, I will go to your enemy’s conference presentation, be the first one to raise my hand, and have “more a comment than a question” for 3/4 of whatever time is allotted for questions. For a bit extra, Ill make sure to remind them of how tenuous their argument is.
Sure, come to mine. Ask your ‘comment’ for so long nobody can ask a hard question, then I’ll answer your dumb ramble with a snide quip, and walk off to everyone thinking how terribly clever I am and missing the fundamental flaw in my argument that you, as a layman, had no clue about.
My buddy is a professor at a private school that has a 8-1 ratio of student to faculty. They actually have something similar to your scenario baked into their masters and doctoral programs. Every student gets a faculty member assigned to them that helps them through the program, and during student presentations they’ll throw them softball questions tailored to the work they helped them put together.
A-hole as a service (AaaS) is a growing industry :)
I just accidentally stumbled upon my job description. Uncanny.
let me guess, telecom customer service?
Holy shit I’m going to be rich!
Some things are worth spending big on.
Alright, name your price

