• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.

    If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.

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        10 months ago

        Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed.

        It’s not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin.

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      10 months ago

      Yeah… I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl.

      The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones.

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          10 months ago

          Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn’t a black kid nearby.

          Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing.