KaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前The latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down17 cross-posted to: worldnews@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1291arrow-down1external-linkThe latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comKaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square84fedilink cross-posted to: worldnews@lemmy.ml
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前I don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 年前Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前I have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park. Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?
I don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
I have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.
How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park.
Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?