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LinearArray@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前

Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

www.theolognion.com

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Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

www.theolognion.com

LinearArray@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前
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Tinder, a dating app, has recently updated its Terms of Service. Among minor bureaucratic modifications, one major change aims to battle impersonations. From now on, Tinder will ban web developers who claim to be 'engineers'. While backend- and other types of software developers seem to be unaffected, many believe the ToS will be amended soon to include those as well.
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    Do you even know why you hate PHP?

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      For me, it was this

      https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.mysql-real-escape-string.php

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        Note that that hasn’t existed in PHP for years.

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        deleted by creator

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        Never used it in over 23 years of using PHP. Also, I don’t thing that has existed anymore for the past 10 years or so?

        Seriously, if we’re going to do this, can we also bitch about painful java apps from 10 years ago, or the hilariously shitty modules in node from 10 years ago? I can go on for a while, but you hopefully get the point.

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          The question was why do I hate it, and it was because of this. I don’t understand your confusion.

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            My confusion is that you hate it tosay because someone over a decade ago wrote 10 times the same complaint that was mostly fixed already since about a decade ago

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      yeah, i’ve used it and it’s absolutely trash…
      but here’s an article that sums up my feelings: https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

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        That is literally a decade old article with basically 1 complaint that sometimes functions are strpos() and sometimes str_len(). Anything else it’s saying is “I don’t even know how to say it”. Really now? Any of your complaints have been fixed since about a decade ago, so why don’t you give it a try?

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          lol, no…
          also this is a joke sub so stop trying to sea lion me about it.
          also your “summation” of the article is pretty stupid

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