Snakes on a -
✕ Plane
✓ Train
✕ Automobile
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Boat
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Rocket
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Submarine
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Space Station
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Planet
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Brain
There are many, many movies still to be made.
Don’t forget:
- McClane
The Die-Hard crossover
Snakes on a McClane?
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I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!
I wonder what that is in Japanese slang
I’ve had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen
If only it was a plane they’d have known what to do…
they can now make the sequel Snakes On A Train and claim it’s based on this real life event 😆
I just want Samuel Jackson to full commit and make a Sam-I-am cinematic universe where snakes are on everything from Green Eggs and Ham
Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.
deleted by creator
🚅🐍😱😱😱
The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?
The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!
If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.
That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.
Be the water bottle.
Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train … has melons
Holy shit the “don’t use your snake to keep the door open” sign was there for a reason?!?!
I’ll try to remember to link the picture I took of it here when I get home from work, that’s a real thing
Damn it, I was wondering where I’d left Larry. Sorry everyone.
Larry! That scamp!
Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I’m on the bullet train!
Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays
俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ！
Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.
OWWEENN
An absolute gift to headline writers.
