tetris11@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoGuns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down112
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareGuns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation.tetris11@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareEphera@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoFor a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoImagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
minus-squareEphera@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWell, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoHe’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
Well, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
He’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
He’s fingering WHAT