Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************
hunter2
All I see is ******* /joking, don’t give out your password folks.
/joking
Fucking hell
:Sarcasm: In the spirit of accessibility, I have declared that sarcasm in the internet is dead.
:Serious: We must all write in Elcor.
Hi, Kit!
holy crap, really? lemme test
minecraft123
help how do i delete a comment
It’s okay it shows it for you because you already know it, it’s censored for me
Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.
sudo rm -rf /
I know, I took a risk with a windows themed joke lol. I will be transitioning to Linux with this windows 11 bs though.
I will not mind. It was just a joke
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Looks like we got one for real here!
Well yes but actually no. Truth is, the comment was deleted from the start.
I’m waiting for your account to offer me a deal on BTC.
Hunter2
Oh wow surprisebuttsex696969
Also known as unexpected item in the bagging area
I don’t know what you are doing in the baggage area but I’m here for it
Hey, we have the same password!
HEY YOU LIED
No it only shows your password to you. Only you can see hunter2, everyone else just sees *******
This guy is a god damn phony
Mua, muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHA cough muahahaha!
guest
Let’s try this, sounds fun:
p4s$w0яd123
Edit: didn’t work for me =(
“We’re so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what’s yours?”
your modelling job at Shutterstock
If this is real it’s the saddest way to create a fake profile. They probably left the watermark in.
Lmfao that’s too good
I hope it’s a bot and not someone that’s scamming with their heart just not in it.
It’s not, that guy constantly tweets this sort of joke. The shutterstock thing is just part of it.
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
Pointless red circle, pointless post title…
OP not understanding that they’re making a joke about a post that is already a joke on purpose
Ok I agree that the title falls flat but I appreciate that the red circle draws the eye away from the first text from him, so that it’s funnier when it’s read. A rare example of red circle as comedy, if you will.
The best part is the reference to the “modeling job at shutterstock” 😂😂😂
im a rich young girl, but the bank blocked my money 😭
i will meet you if you transfer me the $200 fee for unlocking it 🥰
dont worry i will pay you back in double when i get it 🤑
I ll pay 500, will you double plllleaase?
sure bby ❤️ u
my king?!?
Guards! Take her away to the dungeons, for she has addressed her majesty improperly.
For real though, security questions suck. Either someone who knows you has the answers which is insecure. Or you forget them. I just put my password in for all the security questions. My mother’s maiden name was definetly “ahsh555[51´,5%8”.
The first time I saw security questions start becoming a thing in the late 90s, I’d been online for about 5 years and had gone from a kid with decent tech skills to a skeptical teenager with decent tech skills. When I started seeing all these questions to answer while signing up for an account it set off the warning bells, so however many accounts I set up at the time have completely unguessable recovery answers.
Although one time I think I did guess my forgotten answer to “who was you first kiss?” as “your mom told me not to tell”.
lol, I do similar, I stole from the old spy movies. “What is your mothers maiden name? A: The crow flies at midnight” Total nonsensical answers to the questions
It’s so so so stupid. And if you’re not married and don’t have a pet, I guess you can go fuck yourself.
I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”
I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”
Duh! Sparkle Bright Rainbow Harbinger Sea Squirrel.
Thanks for ur account info mate 😎
For me, I use stable related answers that are not quite accurate… So for example “first pet’s name”. I’ve never had a pet, and so I instead use the name of my favorite childhood stuffed animal.
Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the questions though, if you were to forget your password? I answer with nonsense too, just keep it in my password manager or write it down somewhere.
Why would I forget my password? Its in my manager
And what is your dog’s name then ? Just asking for a friend who needs to secure his account
Sounds like password reset questions
Yes. That’s the joke.
