Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • WoahWoah@lemmy.worldEnglish
    212·
    6 months ago

    Yeah. The upside down shower I use works great. I clean myself off, and the shower head between my feet keeps spraying what I’ve just washed off my body… back onto my body. Totally reasonable, no reason for criticism.

    • jabeez@kbin.social
      8·
      6 months ago

      WTF are you on about, do you think bidets use toilet water from the bowl or something?

    • shottymcb@lemm.eeEnglish
      2·
      6 months ago

      A bidet only sprays your asshole though? And it doesn’t get it’s water supply from the toilet bowl, it’s hooked up to clean water? I don’t understand why you think any of that happens.

      Edit: I read your other comments farther down, so the context changes matters. I get what you were aiming to say.

      • WoahWoah@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago

        Thanks for at least trying to understand my admittedly poorly contextualized metaphor.