particularly move your cv to the blank email
“we’ve had one break fast, yes. What about second break fast?”
Do you work in devops?
Dev oops
I believe we call that a “fast follow”.
come to think of it, at this company devs aren’t needed, just QAs and a toxic manager would suffice
oh, that’s how you end up with
APERTURE SCIENCE
We do what we want, because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
for those who wanna drown in nostalgia a bit
Classy 💫
Always remember, the silicon valley ethos of “break things” wasn’t about their applications, it was about breaking industry, society, laws and your ability to oversee or regulate them.
but what about the auto tests
Management said that writing tests takes too much time and eats into the time that could be used to write features for the app, so they decided that we’re not writing tests. They were always green anyhow
“They were always green”. I wish
Tests are for nerds.
Programming is also for nerds.
Therefore, tests are for programmers.
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