• Hazelnoot [she/her]@beehaw.orgEnglish
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        2 years ago

        my employer has decided to license an “AI RDBMS” that will dynamically rewrite our entire database schema and queries to allegedly produce incredible performance improvements out of thin air. It’s obviously snake oil, but they’re all in on it 🙄

        • HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee
          1·
          2 years ago

          Nobody’s stupid enough to

          Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

          Nobody is stupid enough to belive that every sentence that begings with “Nobody’s stupid enough” is automatically wrong

          Im high

      • x4740N@lemm.ee
        0·
        2 years ago

        I want to try it but don’t want to risk a corporation exploiting corrupt systems to sue me