About 15 years ago I had an ex who LOVED Kid Rock. I’m a hillbilly from a hillbilly town and some of his early shit was pretty catchy so that wasn’t entirely surprising. So I took her to a show. Most of the people there met that exact description. Plus there were more meth heads there than at a 3am convention for folks with broken teeth.
Kid Rock is the human version of an above ground pool.
Kid Rock fans know the age of consent law in every state.
Kid rock fans know which tattoo parlours take food stamps.
Kid Rock fans know which liquor stores will ring up fake milk so you can use EBT to buy a 40.
They all know how to add money to a JPay account.
So does kid rock: https://thehardtimes.net/culture/kid-rock-wins-creepy-talent-show-after-reciting-verbatim-every-age-of-consent-law-from-all-50-states/
(satire of course)
Omigod.
About 15 years ago I had an ex who LOVED Kid Rock. I’m a hillbilly from a hillbilly town and some of his early shit was pretty catchy so that wasn’t entirely surprising. So I took her to a show. Most of the people there met that exact description. Plus there were more meth heads there than at a 3am convention for folks with broken teeth.
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