Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square103fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDestide@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 months agoSkeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoA man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoA seal walks into a club…
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoHey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoI’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThank God it’s not a baby shark.
Skeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
A man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
A seal walks into a club…
Hey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
I’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
Doo doo doo