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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Ha ha take that tea drinkers

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Ha ha take that tea drinkers

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Every other page is a dick picture.

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      Go on.

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        They’re all mine but the lighting is creative and sometimes I put a hat on it.

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          Stop, I can only subscribe that hard

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            I just subscribed all over my Spiderman underoos.

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          Does your blog support RSS?

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            Are the TCP sockets locally sourced?

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      Regardless, this restructuring of burger engineering opens up some new thinking. The longstanding dilemma, of course, is how one prevents the slipperiness caused by tomato slices.

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        Unless it’s a tomato fresh from a garden, like I’m talking about still warm from the sun, then it doesn’t belong on a burger.

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          If you have a fresh tomato, it’s hard to beat a BLT to showcase the freshness of the tomato. Aside from just eating it sliced with a pinch of sea salt, of course.

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            Plus a little fresh cracked pep.

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              I fucking hate Canadians.

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                Even Mike Myers, Catherine O’Hara, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Leslie Nielson, Colin Mochrie, The Kids in the Hall, Tommy Chong, Michael J. Fox?? John Candy?!?

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                  Yes.

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                    Fair enough. To each their own.

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            Put it on a bagel with some cream cheese and fresh basil? Cracked pepper if you like?

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            I like your style.

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          My parents had grape tomato bushes growing in the backyard that my older sister and I would pick off the vine growing up. Divine. I enjoy a burger that warrants a slice, but have yet to devise a means to reasonably contain it. As Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said “Failing to do so is my greatest regret.”

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            My grandma had an apricot tree. I have never tasted an apricot as good as the ones that came from that tree.

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              Grown with love and dowsed in those tasty old school pesticides! Gives em a kick!

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            A fresh tomato is squishy, not slippery like a mealy store ripen piece of shit so it contains itself.

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