baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1393arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1359arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前message-square94fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1年前The poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.
The poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.
Why not both?