jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-227 days agoElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1384arrow-down19
arrow-up1375arrow-down1external-linkElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-227 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·27 days agoA couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·27 days agoA fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-227 days agoOh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoIs he into extreme sounding?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days agoI think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoThat makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·26 days agoNo, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·27 days agoYOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-227 days agoWell, alright. Just checkin’
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 days agoand I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·27 days agoLa-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoHe doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoMore cushioning for the pushioning
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning