• CptInsane0@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.

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      2 months ago

      You should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes

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        2 months ago

        I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.

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          2 months ago

          I’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.