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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

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      He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?

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        Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

        Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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          It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.

          • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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            You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.

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              I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.

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                All I have is Moo Deng coin.

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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      Maybe it was a consent thing?

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        Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

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          I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.

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