• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    All famous people who died in cars are actually alive. Even if they’re super old! Isadora Duncan, James Dean, Paul Walker, Grace Kelly, Princess Diana… all alive.

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        1 month ago

        I was thinking car crashes rather than their brain being splattered all over the car, by a bullet or two, but sure. Let’s throw him into the mix too. These idiots will believe anything. A bunch of them really do believe JFK, Jr. is still alive.

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      1 month ago

      No no no, they’re all dead, it’s just the reason they’re dead is because the Derp State took them out and made them look like car accidents!