jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前Elon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petitionwww.motherjones.comexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1357arrow-down117
arrow-up1340arrow-down1external-linkElon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petitionwww.motherjones.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square71fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·edit-21 年前You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides … bribes … to voters during an election EDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
minus-squareastrsk@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·1 年前Is that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Nah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前No, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
minus-squarenomous@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Agree on the first part but they don’t seem happy at all.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Really? Nothing Donnie has done has caused her to leave or loudly object. She’s an adult - my assumption is that she’s absolutely fine with all the shit he’s doing. She’s had plenty of chances to walk away.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前Tell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Do I get my choice of toppings?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·edit-21 年前Correction: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前*Erection: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering
brides… bribes … to voters during an electionEDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
Is that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
Trump is about due for a new one.
Nah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
His previous wives were no peaches.
No, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
Agree on the first part but they don’t seem happy at all.
Really? Nothing Donnie has done has caused her to leave or loudly object.
She’s an adult - my assumption is that she’s absolutely fine with all the shit he’s doing. She’s had plenty of chances to walk away.
Tell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
They are Russian.
That’s ok but are they sturdy?
Go on….
They have Chlamydia.
Do I get my choice of toppings?
Napalm
Correction:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
*Erection:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
Yes, that’s what I said. Thank you.