The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
For the uninitiated
“Got confused”?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.
Can’t find.
Don’t leave it hanging
This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can’t vouch for it now.
Imgur took it down D:
I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
Shai-Hulud
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?
Maybe they meant “concussed?”
The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
Helicopter goes brrrrr
If you replace ‘large’ with ‘small’ the statement makes sense again.
Maybe he’s got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
… he’s got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is… massive.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.
When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.
“Put that eldritch horror away.”
That sounds like a rumor that William started.
That’s horrifying.