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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day… I’m not sure, but the person who didn’t know mountains exist might be dumb.

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      Just go faster. I don’t get it.

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        Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

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          Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

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            Go faster stripes FTW!

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          Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

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          Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

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          Silly humie

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          Paint it yella to make it shootyer

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        "I’m crouching as hard as I can!”

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      200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

      Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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      If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb

      Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope

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