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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

I hope the jokes and memes don't stop for years. Copayback.

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I hope the jokes and memes don't stop for years. Copayback.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    I should start an online gravepissing business. You pay me, I go and piss on whoever’s grave. I’ll do this one as a freebie though.

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      How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?

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        You know what, forget about the grave

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          They don’t call me the golden god for nothing

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            It seems like the business has pivoted into more of a niche area.

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      Obviously whipping your dick out is illegal. But is it legal to bring a cup with you to the graveyard?

      I hope his grave’s location gets leaked. Pun intended.

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      I’ll still pay you. Or give you a kidney or whatever.

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      How much for doing Ronald Reagan?

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      But this way, You’re having all the fun. How bout I piss into a jar, send it to You, and pay You to pour it over someone’s grave. Do we have a deal?

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