Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett”

Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

  • Vanth@reddthat.com
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    20 days ago

    Boeing managed to wave enough money to entice Kelly Ortberg to be their new CEO. Surely UHC can do similar.

    Ortberg knows he’s there to be the scapegoat. He’ll eat crow in front of the media and Congress. He’ll push layoffs and cost cutting and draw the ire of the unions. When he leaves, the next CEO will point the finger at Ortberg for any remaining problems. And he negotiated a salary to match.

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      “Golly gee, getting reprimanded that one time sure did stink. Oh well.”

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      He’ll push layoffs and cost cutting and draw the ire of the unions.

      Nope they pay McKinsey to recommend it, then use the excuse that “as CEO I have to do what is best”

      If you want to know more about McKinsey ask Pete Butteigig, he was one of their “whiz kids”.