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Is there a sub for these pick your blank things? I love these lol
Doomed and banned from secret Santa? I’ve never felt so called out.
Birthday Boy
- loiters around stables
- fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
- doesn’t even turn up to open presents
- causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
- now you have a dying tree in your house
Rancorous Atheos
only comes once a year
Tragic
I’m if a stack of cold balls could get typhus. I contain multitudes.
This is amazing.
