The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up11.55Karrow-down115
arrow-up11.54Karrow-down1imageWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square129fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThere might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoOnly if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoUnfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
There might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
Only if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise
Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
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