• fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 days ago

    Side effects may include:

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    3 inches of blood

    Anorexia Nervosa

    Cephalic Carnage

    Fleshgod Apocalypse

    Gorod

    Ion Dissonance

    Katatonia

    Malevolent Creation

    Malignancy

    Mayhem

    Mütiilation

    Neurosis

    Nocturnal Rites

    Odious Mortem

    Phobia

    Severe Torture

    Sickening Horror

    Spawn of Possession

    Vampire Moose

    Vehemence

    Viraemia

    Visceral Bleeding

    Vital Remains

    Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you. (Side note, fuck Abilify. It’s the worst med I’ve ever taken by a huge margin)

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      6 days ago

      “Tell your doctor that you want your insurance company to give us piles of money to fuck you up.”

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        5 days ago

        I swear, drug companies’ modus operandi solely revolves around coming up with side effects so awful that the original problem just doesn’t seem as bad by comparison, despite the meds not actually helping it in any way.

        Abilify made me unable to even consider anything beyond sleeping and eating.