Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.
“What kind of implants?”
“Yes.”
Vibrating hand.
This is so imbalanced and vague.
People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.
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What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?
1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells
I can’t even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!
Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more
Is that… Cartman?
Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It’s about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.
It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!
🎶 Let’s fighting love! 🎶
The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa
The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.
divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.
dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can’t force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.
A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.
I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I’d swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!
But you age.
Even if “immortality” is the sucky kind, invulnerability kind of implies that you’re immune to the aging process.
The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that “immortality” just means agelessness.
Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.
Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.
Why would you pick intellect if you wanted a good time? Isn’t ignorance bliss?
Yes but that haven’t received the intelligence power yet so they don’t know that
There’s no rules that says having powers mean you have to be a superhero
Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility
I’m the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it
Wouldn’t “chameleon” be enough for that? Or “shape shifter”?
That would mean you could turn into an attractive form but you wouldn’t be inherently attractive in your own.
Shapeshifting doesn’t have any limitations in this picture, so you might as well choose a form and stick to it as your new standard. The chameleon might only function as a kind of makeup, where you temporarily hide your blemishes, I’m not sure.
That depends on what chameleon means exactly. Does it let you change color, is it more like a predator cloak, or is it like being an octopus, or is it more like being able to blend in through body language and pheromones and become kind of hidden, or being a social chameleon who can fit into any circumstances. It’s kind of a vague word without any more description.
It still would be like Makeup, hiding blemishes and stuff, but yeah, thinking about it again, it might just be shapeshifting.
Isn’t all of this magic?
oh yeah, the magic of “insanely rich” 😄
With Invisibility and Phasing you don’t need to pick Super Rich.
If you do “Attract Female”, “Attract Male” and “Vampirism” you’ll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!
It’s attractive, not attract. I am reading that as being attractive
OOOOH! I was fully seeing it as being attractive to that gender. You’re definitely right tho. It’s being that gender and being attractive.
you could technically combine all 3 and just be David Bowie…
Just like Laszlo Cravensworth!
I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing
All choices depend on the degree of the power. How much can you lift with telekinesis and how dexterous is? Is magic cantrips, level 9 spells, or something even more arcane? To what level are the speed and strength “super”? Are you a “Captain America” super human or Superman?
Thankfully, my constant favorites are pretty definite: invulnerability and immortality.
What even is “psychic” and how is meaningfully different from “telekinesis” and “telepathy”? Is it bundling all the other -kineses? Yeah, I’m giving it too much thought but personally I don’t like discussions based entirely on everyone not having enough information.
Yeah it would be interesting to know the limits. Mine would be SuperSight+Teleport, with the understanding that I’m able to perceive time very slowly at will and maybe see very far if I want to. Also, sneezing wouldn’t trigger a teleport.
I don’t want any Saiki-K situations where I’m unable to be attracted to people because I can only see through their skin by default
I’ll take Divine Powers. I think the rest will then sort out by itself.
I’m trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.
Anyone who is planning shenanigans and doesn’t take phasing or teleportation is asking for it. Sooner or later some government entity or another is going to try to put you in some kind of prison and you’d better have an escape card. Especially if you also take immortality. If you’re immortal and some asshole Cask of Amontillados you, you’re going to be pissed off about it forever.
And is “divine powers” just a free combo deal of magic, invisibility, and immortality?
If you take immortality, you also probably need to take healing. Being mortally wounded and unable to die sounds, uh, bad.
See. I thought “immortal” was “non-ageing” and impervious to cancer and Alzheimer’s, etc. I took Healing because I felt it closed the injury loophole.
Of course teleport because life may not be too short but I’m still going to mars and I don’t have to learn the katana. #thereCanBeOnlyOne
I will be Useless Man!
Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)
From this chart, being attractive, smart, or rich are abilities, even gadgets is listed. Logically it doesn’t make sense, but following the rules laid out, those are probably up for grabs.
Also, who knows what they mean by magic, maybe you can go look up David Blaine.
He can siphon a tank of gas quicker than anybody else. He makes a living stealing gas from parking lots.
Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.
