Mind if I do a jay?
Me when I try to make my ADHD-riddled brain do paperwork 😁
Hilarious but I have secretly turned the cat against her.
Profile pic is dog. Dog has taken over house & is pretending to be husband for tax purposes.
- Every time you see the dog give them their favorite rubbing(butt rub, tummy rub, ear rub),
- tell them they are the bestest in their favorite tone
- Hug them like you just came back from the future where they have been dead for months and you just had a terrible day.
- Make the dog plain cooked ground beef and mix it into their dry food, only do enough so you have to cook more every time.
- Daily hour long walks.
- Teach that treacherous bitch who’s really the dogs best friend.
You need a dog hack added to your dog hack:
https://farmhounds.com/products/toppers-blood-sprinkles
One of multiple options. No ground beef required. Rub some into your skin and hair for even more effective results. Do it every time you get home from work before walking in the door so the dog always knows who really cares. Oh sure, she can sing. You provide the blood sprinkles.
Get a Cat and have your own coven
Instructions unclear, the cat kicked everyone else out and is now the only member of the best friends club.
Rest assured friend. The dog is trying to get along but is secretly having none of her nonsense.
Hard life, choosing the path of the better boi