I’d force project myself like a hologram in front of a ton of enemies, get shot at for awhile, but don’t worry I’ll be fine I’m just a force projection. But then it turns out force projecting myself is really hard, so I’ll die anyway about 5 minutes later. That seems peak useless.

Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”

Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”

I use the force trying to itch my Balls unnoticed in the Office. But then accidentally choke them and immediately cum and I release. The spontaneous flow of blood causes an Aneurysm and I die.

Since no one know I used the force it just looked like I spontaneously came so hard I died.

Force pull, but only on objects less than 20cm from my hand.

I would pull down on grocery bags so they are harder to lift.

Step 1: Find a house with cats

Step 2: Make sure the humans are in the vicinity of the cats

Step 3: Lift the cats up in the air and jedi-mind trick them to meow loudly

Step 4: Gently put them back on a high platform (like on a table)

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Cats get worshipped as deities?

Bring down airplanes like Galen Marek did.

Force push the gas tank door on other people’s cars open

Force pushing other people’s keyboards so they’re always mistyping